Joint Birthday Party

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Best of Both Birthdays

Dallas turns 29 on June 17th. Camryn turns 28 on August 11th. After careful logistical analysis, we have determined that holding two separate parties would be inefficient, exhausting, and frankly, a lot to ask. Come celebrate with us — or don't, but you'll regret missing it.

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DateFriday August 7th, 2026

TimeTBD

VenueLa La's Karaoke Bar - Tampa

Location208 South Howard Ave

DetailsPrivate karaoke room · Everyone gets a plus one

Terms & Conditions

No gifts. Seriously. Your presence is the gift. We mean it.
No need to help pay for the room. We've got it. Get drunk instead.
Singing is encouraged, but not required. Your anxiety is not on the guest list.
What you pick to sing will be remembered. We're not threatening you. We're informing you.

★ WE BELIEVE IN YOU ★

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Required Action Item

RSVP

Headcount matters. Please let us know by July 24th so we can plan accordingly.

Your Name(s)

Will you be attending? Yes — I'll be there and I'm already thinking about my setlist No — I cannot make it and I will think about this decision for years

While We Have You Would you like to receive future Hatch-Cotton party invites? (hint hint...our next party is ging to be Fall Festival themed) Yes, add me to the list — I'm eagerly awaiting the details I reserve the right to assess the vibe of this event before committing to future ones Absolutely not, you two are insufferable

RSVP deadline: July 15, 2025 · Don't be that one person that doesn't RSVP and then texts us like 2 days before. We're both pushovers and will say it's no problem, but then we will frantically be trying to book a larger room. So like, just RSVP please. K thanks.

You're In.

Thanks for RSVPing. We'll see you August 7th!

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camryn & dallas

Best of Both Birthdays

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Terms & Conditions

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